im a gay retard

yep...

social justice bard

"can i pet your baby" is not an acceptable statement to say in public

shit post #2

hug a tree for homework my art teacher says... how about i fuck it for extra credit

shit post #1

meme=dreams?

these are the real questions people!

best band ever? aka our lords and saviors

gwar... gwar is to put it short one of the best metal bands ive ever seen

so lets meet the band

you cant see it in this picture but that costume has a "snake dong codpiece" my hero 

honestly i dont even know what to say about these asshats their descriptions already say enough

my waifu

drum on my ass?

pound my little white boi ass

feeling festive

you cant stop me from putting a 5th firecracker up my ass

turns out i can get a boner

lexxi foxx makes my dick gay

i cant get a boner

yep thats pretty much it ...

baka

youre welcome faggets 

rpg (rare people...um game...i tried)

interpretive dance is not a language

i suck at rpgs part II

im not allowed to make a character named dan spacey

im bad at rpgs

ok so i recently found a list of things mr welch cant do in an rpg so i thought i should start my  own little list

:i shouldnt feel the need to get mage bound once per session
:no rolling on the floor/whining when you want food
:when upset no killing random citizens

stay tuned for more (probably a few every week given how much trouble i get into)

Hawk Attack

wanna be cool? wanna be rad? well now you can with the skatbord™ and the hat hat™! you can buy the skatbord™ for as low as $99.99 and the hat hat™ for the amazing price of $19.99 OR BUY BOTH OF THEM FOR $999.99! WHAT A STEAL!

stuff happens

have you ever been sitting around with some friends and wanted to just lightly slap them in the face with a large dildo...haha yeah me neither

cover blown

the moon is a hologram confirmed

its a sad day in funky town

its been a sad week one of my heroes "the artist formerly know as prince" has died i like to believe that he died from a sexy overload i mean really is it even posable for a body to hold that much pure refined sexiness
answer: no! one can not house that much sexy juice (god did i really just call it juice) and stay alive proof being our dear friend prince

lets pour one out for our homie R.I.P Prince
(all kidding aside his music was a pretty big part of my life so with all respect he will be missed) 

indie band names

sex banana
the night of broken ass
dick bonanza
cunt foolery

10/10
all names are golden
 

praise me

met a homeless dude a few weeks ago
gave him five bucks
im pretty much the new messiah

10/10

ok so i was making a post was crafting up a new sick post and i just noticed a key feature to blogger 

they have given me too much power you have no idea how much i will use this. im assuming i can use this for whatever i mean it doesnt say i cant "blogger blogger why do my parents hate me" yeah im pretty much the edgiest guy i know

tryin out some edgy drinks

bleach...thats it, thats as edgy as i get yo

dont do it

dont fuck the robot

sorry i havent posted in awhile

im back bitches