stuff happens

have you ever been sitting around with some friends and wanted to just lightly slap them in the face with a large dildo...haha yeah me neither

cover blown

the moon is a hologram confirmed

its a sad day in funky town

its been a sad week one of my heroes "the artist formerly know as prince" has died i like to believe that he died from a sexy overload i mean really is it even posable for a body to hold that much pure refined sexiness
answer: no! one can not house that much sexy juice (god did i really just call it juice) and stay alive proof being our dear friend prince

lets pour one out for our homie R.I.P Prince
(all kidding aside his music was a pretty big part of my life so with all respect he will be missed) 

indie band names

sex banana
the night of broken ass
dick bonanza
cunt foolery

10/10
all names are golden
 

praise me

met a homeless dude a few weeks ago
gave him five bucks
im pretty much the new messiah

10/10

ok so i was making a post was crafting up a new sick post and i just noticed a key feature to blogger 

they have given me too much power you have no idea how much i will use this. im assuming i can use this for whatever i mean it doesnt say i cant "blogger blogger why do my parents hate me" yeah im pretty much the edgiest guy i know

tryin out some edgy drinks

bleach...thats it, thats as edgy as i get yo