rpg (rare people...um game...i tried)

interpretive dance is not a language

i suck at rpgs part II

im not allowed to make a character named dan spacey

im bad at rpgs

ok so i recently found a list of things mr welch cant do in an rpg so i thought i should start my  own little list

:i shouldnt feel the need to get mage bound once per session
:no rolling on the floor/whining when you want food
:when upset no killing random citizens

stay tuned for more (probably a few every week given how much trouble i get into)

Hawk Attack

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stuff happens

have you ever been sitting around with some friends and wanted to just lightly slap them in the face with a large dildo...haha yeah me neither

cover blown

the moon is a hologram confirmed

its a sad day in funky town

its been a sad week one of my heroes "the artist formerly know as prince" has died i like to believe that he died from a sexy overload i mean really is it even posable for a body to hold that much pure refined sexiness
answer: no! one can not house that much sexy juice (god did i really just call it juice) and stay alive proof being our dear friend prince

lets pour one out for our homie R.I.P Prince
(all kidding aside his music was a pretty big part of my life so with all respect he will be missed)